Flat Pack

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Furniture Assembly

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Flat Pack ✩ Furniture Assembly ✩

Bought flat pack furniture

and now regret all your life choices?

No worries — I actually enjoy putting these things together

Turning Flat Pack Chaos Into Furniture

Flat pack furniture doesn’t have to be a weekend-ruining puzzle. I take care of the unpacking, sorting, building, tightening and assembling, so you end up with furniture that actually looks the way it did in the catalogue. Whether it’s a wardrobe, bed, desk, drawers, shelves or a TV unit, I build it properly and safely using the right tools. No stress, no mess, no half-built disasters — just solid furniture and your time saved.

Flat pack assembly starts from $40 per item for the simpler pieces. More complex items cost a bit more.
If you have multiple items, the price drops per item — the more you need built, the cheaper each one becomes. Easy, fair, and no surprises.

Notes

  • Prices vary based on size, complexity, and brand.

  • The more items you have, the cheaper each one becomes.

  • All items are assembled safely using the right tools.

  • No hidden fees, no surprises.

A quick note on furniture quality

I can build your flat pack furniture to a high standard — tight, level, sturdy and done properly.
But the final result will always match the quality of the product itself.
Higher-end furniture usually goes together beautifully.
Cheaper options… well, let’s just say sometimes the screws, holes and panels like to “freestyle.”

I’ll still put in 100% effort, but I can’t change the factory’s design, the thickness of the materials, or the quality of the hardware.
Sometimes spending a little more upfront gives you furniture that lasts longer, fits better, and doesn’t try to fall apart when you look at it the wrong way.

No matter what you choose, I’ll build it as best as it can possibly be — and be honest with you if something from the manufacturer isn’t quite right.

FAQs

  • Nope. I bring everything needed. Your job is to sit back, relax, and pretend the instructions make sense.

  • Absolutely. IKEA, Kmart, Bunnings, Fantastic Furniture, Temple & Webster — if it comes in a box with too many screws, I can build it.

  • I’ll assemble it properly, but the final quality always matches the product. Good furniture behaves nicely; cheaper stuff likes to test our patience. Either way, I’ll make it the best it can be.